The quiet part
What this site keeps
Very little, on purpose. No accounts, no forms, no tracking pixels stacked to the ceiling.
What gets collected
This site has no user accounts, no comment fields and no newsletter. Reading it does not require handing over a name or an address. Standard technical logs of the kind every web host produces (requests, timestamps, rough regions) exist at the hosting level and are used for keeping the site running, nothing cleverer.
The dry clock and the crew log
The dry clock does its arithmetic in the browser. Times typed into it are not sent anywhere and vanish when the tab closes. The crew log is a printable page; whatever gets written on the printed copy stays on the fridge where it was pinned.
Where the buttons go
Buy buttons lead to the retail partner, which has its own privacy terms from the moment its page opens. What the retail partner logs about a visit or a purchase is governed by its policies, not by this page.
The three films
The front page embeds three short Spin Master videos through YouTube's privacy-enhanced player. Each frame loads from YouTube once it scrolls into view, and pressing play is a visit to YouTube in everything but the address bar: its terms apply from that moment.